Post by Ixtlilton on Feb 22, 2011 4:15:27 GMT -5
1. Nic
2. Siegfried
3. Zeke
4. Kari
5. Dmitri
6. Dragon
7. Lilith
8. Laelia
9. Chloe
10. Caleb
1. Zeke and Chloe are watching a movie. What movie? What are their reactions?
Chloe makes him watch P.S. I Love You with her for the billionth time because she loves Gerald Butler. Zeke cries.
2. Siegfried and Nic are driving a car when it runs out of gas.
Siegfried gets out and pulls it the rest of the way to town. Nic sits in the driver's seat steering and looking terrified beyond words.
3. Kari and Chloe go to a strip club...
They whoop like idiots and leave with the blessing of every male stripper in the area because of their high tips. It's only afterwards that everyone wonders how an eleven year old and a fifteen year old got into a strip club.
4. Dmitri gets drunk at the Christmas party.
Miss Secretary comes out of nowhere, super hero style, and carts him off before he can embarass himself (it's like she knew he was going to get drunk... does she stalk him?). The biggest piece of gossip the next day is how Ramsay has detention with Siegfried for the next month.
5. Nic has to marry either Dragon, Lilith (WTF?!), or Siegfried. Who do they choose?
He picks Dragon in exactly .002 seconds. Incest aside, there would be no way he'd marry Lilith, who scares him almost as much as Siegfried does (especially after that car thing! Jesus!).
6. Lilith and Siegfried are walking when Zeke pops out of nowhere and scares the bejeesus out of them. What happens?
Does anyone else think the roles are ridiculously backwards here? Lilith smacks him, Siegfried smacks her, and when a fistfight inevitably breaks out Siegfried just picks everyone up and throws them into the pool.
7. It’s the holidays! Laelia and Siegfried are out shopping for Zeke’s gift. What do they get?
They get him an entire side of cow. What can you say? They understand.
8. Oh no! The Christmas party again! Dragon passes out drunk on a table. What does Siegfried do?
He carries her back to her room as quickly as he can, which is difficult because she starts fading away every time he runs into a shadow. He eventually just shines a flashlight on her until he gets to her dorm. (Aryll and Kari take pictures.)
9. While playing Truth or Dare, Caleb dares Lilith. What’s the dare?
Nothing very interesting, because Caleb is a boring sort of person. Probably to give Dragon one of her quarts of ice cream.
10. Time for strip poker! Who wins, who gives up, and who ends up nude?
Nic and Zeke give up at the beginning. Caleb MAKES Chloe and Dragon gives up after they're down to their underwear (he gives up when he loses his shirt). Kari refuses to play altogether. It's Laelia and Lilith in a stand off until Laelia (clad only in her panties), finally wins the day. She's doing her happy dance when Siegfried and Dmitri burst in. Everyone gets a detention, but Dragon hides Caleb under her bed so he gets off scott free.
11. Laelia, Caleb, and Lilith go swimming! What do they do? (Do they play Marco Polo?)
Laelia turns into a fish and swims around. Every has a great time (Dragon is sulking on the beach) until Laelia eats a dolphin and the blood and guts start being swept onto the beach.
12. Dmitri and Kari make cookies. What happens?
They have a wonderfully fabulous time and everyone in the whole school gets cookies.
13. Chloe jumps you in a dark alley! Who’s your hero, Lilith, Dragon, or Zeke?
Since it's a DARK alley, Dragon saves the day. From an eleven year old. Lilith sulks about it all night and Zeke is just happy no one got hurt.
14. Caleb and Nic are dating! Reactions?
Dumb founded horror from everyone. They eventually break up after Dragon and Lilith both corner Nic and threaten to eviscerate him with PURE DARKNESS. It turns out it was all just a ploy to make Dragon be mean for once. Caleb is victorious! Caleb: IS my victory face!
15. Chloe walks in on Lilith and Laelia in the middle of a steamy makeout session. What happens?
The bed explodes and everyone has to go to the hospitol, where it is explained that Laelia tricked Lilith by turning into an attractive guy. Victory is Laelia's, as she is the only one who can get away with that sort of thing.
2. Siegfried
3. Zeke
4. Kari
5. Dmitri
6. Dragon
7. Lilith
8. Laelia
9. Chloe
10. Caleb
1. Zeke and Chloe are watching a movie. What movie? What are their reactions?
Chloe makes him watch P.S. I Love You with her for the billionth time because she loves Gerald Butler. Zeke cries.
2. Siegfried and Nic are driving a car when it runs out of gas.
Siegfried gets out and pulls it the rest of the way to town. Nic sits in the driver's seat steering and looking terrified beyond words.
3. Kari and Chloe go to a strip club...
They whoop like idiots and leave with the blessing of every male stripper in the area because of their high tips. It's only afterwards that everyone wonders how an eleven year old and a fifteen year old got into a strip club.
4. Dmitri gets drunk at the Christmas party.
Miss Secretary comes out of nowhere, super hero style, and carts him off before he can embarass himself (it's like she knew he was going to get drunk... does she stalk him?). The biggest piece of gossip the next day is how Ramsay has detention with Siegfried for the next month.
5. Nic has to marry either Dragon, Lilith (WTF?!), or Siegfried. Who do they choose?
He picks Dragon in exactly .002 seconds. Incest aside, there would be no way he'd marry Lilith, who scares him almost as much as Siegfried does (especially after that car thing! Jesus!).
6. Lilith and Siegfried are walking when Zeke pops out of nowhere and scares the bejeesus out of them. What happens?
Does anyone else think the roles are ridiculously backwards here? Lilith smacks him, Siegfried smacks her, and when a fistfight inevitably breaks out Siegfried just picks everyone up and throws them into the pool.
7. It’s the holidays! Laelia and Siegfried are out shopping for Zeke’s gift. What do they get?
They get him an entire side of cow. What can you say? They understand.
8. Oh no! The Christmas party again! Dragon passes out drunk on a table. What does Siegfried do?
He carries her back to her room as quickly as he can, which is difficult because she starts fading away every time he runs into a shadow. He eventually just shines a flashlight on her until he gets to her dorm. (Aryll and Kari take pictures.)
9. While playing Truth or Dare, Caleb dares Lilith. What’s the dare?
Nothing very interesting, because Caleb is a boring sort of person. Probably to give Dragon one of her quarts of ice cream.
10. Time for strip poker! Who wins, who gives up, and who ends up nude?
Nic and Zeke give up at the beginning. Caleb MAKES Chloe and Dragon gives up after they're down to their underwear (he gives up when he loses his shirt). Kari refuses to play altogether. It's Laelia and Lilith in a stand off until Laelia (clad only in her panties), finally wins the day. She's doing her happy dance when Siegfried and Dmitri burst in. Everyone gets a detention, but Dragon hides Caleb under her bed so he gets off scott free.
11. Laelia, Caleb, and Lilith go swimming! What do they do? (Do they play Marco Polo?)
Laelia turns into a fish and swims around. Every has a great time (Dragon is sulking on the beach) until Laelia eats a dolphin and the blood and guts start being swept onto the beach.
12. Dmitri and Kari make cookies. What happens?
They have a wonderfully fabulous time and everyone in the whole school gets cookies.
13. Chloe jumps you in a dark alley! Who’s your hero, Lilith, Dragon, or Zeke?
Since it's a DARK alley, Dragon saves the day. From an eleven year old. Lilith sulks about it all night and Zeke is just happy no one got hurt.
14. Caleb and Nic are dating! Reactions?
Dumb founded horror from everyone. They eventually break up after Dragon and Lilith both corner Nic and threaten to eviscerate him with PURE DARKNESS. It turns out it was all just a ploy to make Dragon be mean for once. Caleb is victorious! Caleb: IS my victory face!
15. Chloe walks in on Lilith and Laelia in the middle of a steamy makeout session. What happens?
The bed explodes and everyone has to go to the hospitol, where it is explained that Laelia tricked Lilith by turning into an attractive guy. Victory is Laelia's, as she is the only one who can get away with that sort of thing.