Meme Game!

[Kitten King]

This is a meme game that I found elsewhere. x3 So first, list 10 characters!

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10.)

That's right, JUST LIKE THAT. NO PEEKING.

THEN, AFTER you have them listed by NUMBER... answer the questions below. x3

1.) Seven and Eight plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?



2.) Four gets kidnapped! Is One or Nine the more likely culprit?



3.) Six challenges Five to a chess game. What happens?



4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten has some great Pokemon! What are they?



5.) How does Three like to gussy up for a date?


6.) Five and Two take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?


7.) Nine prepares dinner for Six! What do they make?


8.) Ten and Three team up. What happens?


9.) Seven, Ten, Eight, and One all have a sitcom together. What is it called?


10.) Is One more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?


11.) Seven hits on Four. Result?


12.) Two is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...



13.) What is 10's greatest burden?


14.) Eight, Three, Five, and One go out boozing. What happens?


15.) And finally, would Six save Four or Nine, if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?

[Kitten King]

1.) Mika
2.) Ebony
3.) Rune
4.) Tsuki
5.) Ariadne
6.) Tyson
7.) Lilith
8.) Skyflash
9.) Travis
10.) Angelo

1.) Seven and Eight plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?
...wow. xD They prolly rob a convenience store - one with a female worker. No weapons needed, just Flash goes in, flirts, Lilith steals, they leave. Ta-dah! xDD


2.) Four gets kidnapped! Is One or Nine the more likely culprit?
One, for sure. x3 It sounds odd, but Mika DOES love Tsuki ... and it wouldn't be a malicious kidnapping. Shayla would get over it... eventually. xD


3.) Six challenges Five to a chess game. What happens?
Tyson (Six) is kicking her sorry little tail, when something shiny distracts her and she jumps out a fourth story window. The end. <3


4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten has some great Pokemon! What are they?
...Arcanine, Raiku, Mightyena... there you go, you can have three. x3


5.) How does Three like to gussy up for a date?
He just tries to get his best friend to notice him at all these days, I guess? x3 It's a difficult question, it is. Maybe fluffs out his hair a little more, maybe something to get those eyes to POP... x3


6.) Five and Two take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?
...-cracks up- Somewhere with padded walls. VERY padded walls. And sugar substitute, god please. xD


7.) Nine prepares dinner for Six! What do they make?
...injured squirrel. xD -inside joke-


8.) Ten and Three team up. What happens?
..this actually fits with my original plot plan that won't happen now. xD Uhh, they'd prolly just go enjoy the country together. Something corny like that. <3


9.) Seven, Ten, Eight, and One all have a sitcom together. What is it called?
'Minus Sanity' - 'nuff said.

10.) Is One more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?
...I don't think she can dance? xD Uhh, I'd say.. she'd TRY to freestyle. Or.. something. x3

11.) Seven hits on Four. Result?
...-shudder- Pass. Shayla would die, Kou might actually turn murderer, and Lilith would need to go to that padded room TOO.

12.) Two is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...
She ties the balloons to the elephant. lD SMRT!


13.) What is 10's greatest burden?
The feather 'round his neck. (The irony xD)


14.) Eight, Three, Five, and One go out boozing. What happens?
Skyflash starts going off all wistfully about iron pans, while Mika is bitching in the corner about things (angry drunk xD). Ari could prolly take some, but would soon turn into one of those clingy, cuddly little drunks who uh, might get herself into trouble. xD Rune? Prolly turn into a total perv, then pass out. -nod-

15.) And finally, would Six save Four or Nine, if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?
That's hard, but... Four. He knows Tsuki, she's just a little kid, and almost like family. -nod- Travis is a stranger. Sorry, white werewolf, Ty would pick his little white dragoness friend.

[Kiroi]

1.)Kiroi
2.)Myth
3.)Feidai
4.)Akura
5.)Sora
6.)Kyle
7.)Mikazuki
8.)Tora
9.)Mujaki
10.)Obsidian

1.) Seven and Eight plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?
Mikazuki and Tora would....hm...Mikazuki's been trained as a theif but doesn't necessarily like it. X3 Tora, not really a theif either. They'd probably just go to a cafe and get free drinks and cookies or something. XD


2.) Four gets kidnapped! Is One or Nine the more likely culprit?
Kiroi is probably more likely to steal Akura (A young fox.) than Mujaki. Mujaki doesn't like stealing. X3


3.) Six challenges Five to a chess game. What happens?
Hmm, well Kyle would probably end up trying to stare Sora down because she wouldn't want to play. (XD She's a wolf.) Then when Kyle loses, Sora would probably clean the board off with her tail. X3


4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten has some great Pokemon! What are they?
Heh, I don't think Obsidian would know what they are. XD He'd probably think they're some new enemy. (Another fox from the same world as Akura.)


5.) How does Three like to gussy up for a date?
Well, seeing as how Feidai is a fox(Once again, same as AKura and Obsidian. XD), she would probably go rinse off in a river or lake and then groom herself. Not too picky is she? X3

6.) Five and Two take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?
Hmm, they'd probably go to a forest around a mountain. A nice, quiet, and beautiful place. Then they'd mess around and do crazy stunts with their powers. X3

7.) Nine prepares dinner for Six! What do they make?
Uhh, Mujaki would most likely make soup or something simple. He somewhat knows how to cook and Kyle's not too picky about food; somewhat, but not a lot.

8.) Ten and Three team up. What happens?
They would be fighting within minutes...if they even lasted that long...^^" They're complete enemies so it would be surprising to see them even have a friendly conversation.

9.) Seven, Ten, Eight, and One all have a sitcom together. What is it called?
"Ring of Outcasts"

10.) Is One more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?
Umm, not really sure how well Kiroi dances, so it'd be freestyling for sure. ^^"

11.) Seven hits on Four. Result?
...It would never happen. >.>

12.) Two is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...
Myth would take the ballon ride. She loves heights and then she wouldn't have to fly. XD


13.) What is 10's greatest burden?
Hmm, greatest burden...Obsidian's greatest burden would be his darkest secrets from when he was younger.

14.) Eight, Three, Five, and One go out boozing. What happens?
I don't even think they could even get their hands on the stuff. Kiroi and Tora are too young and Feidai and Sora are a fox and wolf respectively. Though, if they could, Kiroi would probably pass out, Feidai would get angry really quickly if provoked, Sora would be cynical and sit in a corner, and Tora would be very suspicious of everyone. XD

15.) And finally, would Six save Four or Nine, if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?
Oo, though one. Kyle would probably save Mujaki because Akura has some powers and might be able to escape himself. ^^

[Jaydee]

o1. Solaren
o2. Terryn
o3. Jay
o4. Cyrus
o5. Roma
o6. Flavia
o7. Ada
o8. Selene
o9. Demitri
10. Kun

1.) Seven and Eight plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?
Seven (Ada, goddess of the ocean) and Eight (Selene, rich bitch/defrosting ice queen/scheming mafia boss to-be) planning a heist? Uhh... xD;
Well, I guess they're breaking into Zephyr's place so they can put shaving cream in his hair. And then steal some priceless artifacts or something, I guess, to keep Selene happy. Those things are worth big money in the market these days. ;o


2.) Four gets kidnapped! Is One or Nine the more likely culprit?
Four (Cyrus, semi-evil goofball of a vampire) could probably kick One's (Solaren, thief/minor crime leader) ass in a heartbeat. Unless One had a gun on him... still, though. Nine (Demitri, head of a small demon army) is more likely since he needs a mortal host to keep his minions going strong.


3.) Six challenges Five to a chess game. What happens?
Five (Roma) wins, Six (Flavia) throws a hissy-fit and breaks a house. End of story. owo;;


4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten has some great Pokemon! What are they?
Ten (Kun, servant to the earth goddess): Chikorita, Treeko, Bulbasaur, Celebi... pretty much any grass type.


5.) How does Three like to gussy up for a date?
Three... (Jay, artistic and slightly perverted vampire) ...oh, god. Uh. Let's see. First he showers. He uses Aussie (it makes your hair shinier, you know.) He gets out. Poses in front of the bathroom mirror for a bit. This step may take a while 'cause he likes to let his hair air dry on its own. Next we wander over to the closet, AKA mountain of unfolded clothing, cleanliness not guaranteed, and start to dig. What he'll choose depends on what he's doing for the date, but usually he'll go with a relatively unwrinkled button-up shirt and jeans that haven't been doodled on. Oh yeah, and it's usually around this step that he remembers to go put on deodorant. Scentless because vampires have sensitive noses and flowery armpits smell weird and chemical-ish. Next he brushes his teeth, hopes he doesn't get toothpaste on his shirt, poses in front of the mirror once more to make sure his ass looks okay, and leaves. Seventy percent of the time he'll either forget his keys or his wallet.


6.) Five and Two take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?
(Terryn and Roma.) They would totally go to Las Vegas, where Terryn would proceed to spend all their money and then attempt to rob the casino. Roma would spend a few months raising money to pay his bail after he gets caught. They don't go on vacations anymore.


7.) Nine prepares dinner for Six! What do they make?
Demitri: -wearing a yellow frilly apron, surrounded by horrific monsters holding various cooking utensils- Look! Raw steak! You humans like that stuff, right?
Flavia: -scarfs it down because she has a stomach of iron-


8.) Ten and Three team up. What happens?
They create the tallest house of cards known to man.


9.) Seven, Ten, Eight, and One all have a sitcom together. What is it called?
"All My Mortals Plus One That's Not!!!"
...Ada shouldn't come up with names anymore...


10.) Is One more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?
For Solaren, most likely freestyling. He knew how to breakdance when he was fifteen, y'know. ;D


11.) Seven hits on Four. Result?
"My, Ms. goddess-lady, I'm flattered... -fans self-"


12.) Two is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...
Step one: Take elephant ride. Step two: Steal balloon.


13.) What is 10's greatest burden?
Being unable to speak.


14.) Eight, Three, Five, and One go out boozing. What happens?
Assuming that 'boozing' means drinking, uh. Solaren's a total lightweight - he's the first to go. Roma has to carry him for most of the night. Selene is a bit of an angry drunk and Jay isn't affected by alcohol, so they get in a fight after he calls her shoes fugly. Ultimately ends with Selene storming off home, Jay falling asleep somewhere outside, and Roma dragging Solaren somewhere safer while he talks about missing shoes in his sleep. Eventually gives up, dropping him on a trolley car to fend for himself. He wakes up the next morning remembering nothing of the night before.

[Kiroi]

1.)Uchera
2.)Misora
3.)Shinwa
4.)Kiroi
5.)Hitojita
6.)Tora
7.)Mikazuki
8.)Mujaki
9.)Bakudaiyami
10.)Akabishi


1.) Seven and Eight plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?
Mikazuki(Seven) and Mujaki(Eight) would probably try to infiltrate the lab Mikazuki's master
built. They'd sneak in and free all the experiments then destroy the weapons and
set the place on fire. Sounds fun doesn't it?


2.) Four gets kidnapped! Is One or Nine the more likely culprit?
Bakudaiyami(Nine) would definately be the culprit cause he's a powerful beast that
likes to try to take over everything. "Haha! I'll use her as a hostage!" Greaaat.
You do that.


3.) Six challenges Five to a chess game. What happens?
It would be a short lived match. Since they both like keeping to themselves more
they would probably be giving each other looks across the chess board. Tora(Six)
would probably declare she doesn't want to play after ten minutes and
Hitojita(Five) would, in agreement,incinerate the chessboard and its contents.


4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten has some great Pokemon! What are they?
Let's see...Akabishi(Ten) would probably have an Eevee, Ninetails, Poochyena, and
Snorlax.


5.) How does Three like to gussy up for a date?
Well, Shinwa(Three) probably wouldn't do much out of the ordinary. She'd take a
shower and brush her hair. Then she'd make sure her clothes are clean and get
dressed. They'd be fairly casual clothes, probably the ones she normal wears.
She put her headband on and head out to meet here date after locking up
her apartment.


6.) Five and Two take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?
Hitojita(Five) and Misora(Two) would go to a secluded forest place. Then Hitojita
can be in her true phoenix form and Misora can make mischief to her heart's
content which could vary from terrorizing the local squirrels to annoying the
nearest passing lizard. She is a ninja cat after all. She should be able to keep
out of harms way...hopefully. Hitojita would spend time fishing or flying about.
Or she would possibly be watching Misora's latest antics and most likely would
be saving her from whatever trouble she managed to stir up.


7.) Nine prepares dinner for Six! What do they make?
Bakudaiyami(Nine) would not make dinner for anyone but himself. In fact, he'd most
likely try to make Tora(Six) his next dinner. Run tora run!


8.) Ten and Three team up. What happens?
Many opposing ninjas will fall. Or stand there in confusion as Akabishi falls
asleep and then beats them senseless while alseep. The remaining ninjas will fall
from Shinwa's klutziness as she will somehow find a way to utilize it and take them
all down.


9.) Seven, Ten, Eight, and One all have a sitcom together. What is it called?
(Mikazuki(Seven), Akabishi(Ten), Mujaki(Eight), and Uchera(One))
What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger


10.) Is One more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?
Oh. Freestlying. No room for aguments there. That is, if you could ever catch
her dancing. Since she's always alone.


11.) Seven hits on Four. Result?
Kiroi(Four) "What do you think you're doing?"
Mikazuki(Seven) "Trying to get someone to help free me form this collar?"
Kiroi(Four) "You think this is going to get you help?"
Mikazuki(Seven) "Uh, I don't know. No? It sounded like agood idea at the time."
Kiroi(Four) "...good luck...just, yeah. Time for a new plan."


12.) Two is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...
Misora(Two) has a plan.
1)Take balloon ride.
2)When balloon ride get's close to the ground, jump on the elephant and take the
elepahnt ride
3)Proceed to make the elephant rampage and have fun chasing people around


13.) What is 10's greatest burden?
Akabishi(Ten)'s greatest burden is the beast sealed iside of her ruby necklace and
herself. Said beast just happens to be Bakudaiyami. Enough said.


14.) Eight, Three, Five, and One go out boozing. What happens?
(Mujaki(Eight), Shinwa(Three), Hitojita (Five), and Uchera(One))
Mujaki would be out cold after a few drinks. Hitojita would put him in a dark
corner so no one would bother him. Shinwa would become one of two things: Angry
drunk that argues a lot with anyone (or anything like the door) or Completely
Mischievous drunk that pulls pranks on everyone in the room she encounters.
Hitojita would just sit somewhere off to the side, observing the others. Someone's
gotta stay sober right? Uchera...anyone that comes within a three foot radius:
death glare of doom. Or in other words, angry drunk that's upset by anything and
everything.


15.) And finally, would Six save Four or Nine, if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?
Tora(Six) would definately save Kiroi(Four) since Bakudaiyami(Nine) tried to make
her his dinner earlier.

[Ixtlilton]

1.) Laelia
2.) Sky Blue Red
3.) Jacob
4.) Kari
5.) Dragon
6.) Creepy Chemist Guy Who Needs a Name Badly
7.) Kadin
8.) Mika
9.) Zeke
10.) Dmitri

That's right, JUST LIKE THAT. NO PEEKING.

THEN, AFTER you have them listed by NUMBER... answer the questions below. x3

1.) Seven and Eight plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?

Uh... a heist to... free the rats trapped in a lab, and... um... I don't know. Maybe Mika talked him into it using her boobs or something.

2.) Four gets kidnapped! Is One or Nine the more likely culprit?

As HILARIOUS at it would be for Zeke to kidnap Kari, it would be pointless, as they're roommates. So I'm going to go with Laelia, who kidnapped Kari for dinner. Noooo, Kari! RUN!

3.) Six challenges Five to a chess game. What happens?

Creepy is winning, but halfway through, he says something that gives Dragon a flash back. She hides in the shadow under the chess table and has to be coaxed out by Lilith, Flash, and Bon-Bon.

4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten has some great Pokemon! What are they?

God, Dmitri has been playing Pokemon for so long he could make you cry. He has specially bred super Pokemon that would make Jesus crucify himself again out of sheer, pants-wetting terror.

He also has a team of ungodly baby Pokemon who could kill Lugia.

5.) How does Three like to gussy up for a date?

Well, Jacob does go on a lot of dates. He feels bad about turning anyone down. They have to stay in or near Ansembourg, but he dresses himself up appropriately for whatever they're doing. He knows he can't really date all of the girls that are interested in him, so he tries to give each one of them really special memories.

6.) Five and Two take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?

Okay, first off, that's creepy. Sky, stop being a pedophile.
Sky: D:
Second off, they would probably go the beach, and Sky would try to get Dragon into a bathing suit the whole trip. Dragon, however, would stay under an umbrella the entire time until Sky realizes she'll come out onto the beach at night and a compromise is finally met.

7.) Nine prepares dinner for Six! What do they make?

PEDOPHILES. PEDOPHILES EVERYWHERE! D8 Zeke has Kari help him, so it winds up being ridiculously fancy and Creepy knows Zeke couldn't have possibly cooked it all, but he doesn't call him on it and instead makes strange comments about how cooking is just applied chemistry as they make awkward small talk over the crepes.

8.) Ten and Three team up. What happens?

They become a super team of educators and every child in the entire world everywhere gets an education, the end.

9.) Seven (kadin), Ten (Dmitri), Eight (mika), and One (laelia) all have a sitcom together. What is it called?

Loonies and The Grump. There's a special episode where they think Laelia ate Mika's cat. Mika is furious, Laelia maintains she didn't do it, Dmitri has her back, and Kadin just wants everyone to shut the fuck up.

10.) Is One more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?

Um... I... I... does pole dancing and lap dancing count as freestyling?

11.) Seven hits on Four. Result?

Fan girls everywhere explode with glee. The world then ends.

12.) Two is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...

He takes the elephant ride and spends the entire time making sexual euphanisms to Ethan, who tries to hide but cannot.

13.) What is 10's greatest burden?

I dunno, maybe the SCHOOL FULL OF KILLERS AND FREAKS WHO ARE BEING CHASED BY THE GOVERNMENT. |:-|

No, actually, it's not letting anyone know what his freaking ability is. Jesus.

14.) Eight (mika), Three (jacob), Five (dragon), and One (laelia) go out boozing. What happens?

Mika gets drunk off her ass, spends the entire time talking to a bug on the wall, then makes a last minute drunken confession to Jacob, who is the designated driver and getting strange looks for wearing a hiking backpack into a bar. Dragon turns out to be an emo drunk and hides under the bar. Laelia gets plastered and bites someone, then they all make a run for it to escape the angry mob.

15.) And finally, would Six save Four or Nine, if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?

Um... I don't know that Creepy would really care about either of them. o.o He'd probably save Zeke for getting better grades or something.

[Coconut]

1.) Kadin
2.) Ethan
3.) Velkar
4.) Tykoel
5.) Skylark
6.) Darby
7.) Kari
8.) Sky
9.) Kazar
10.) Ret

That's right, JUST LIKE THAT. NO PEEKING.

THEN, AFTER you have them listed by NUMBER... answer the questions below. x3

1.) Seven and Eight plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?

I'm not sure, but whatever it is, it'll be fabulous. Probably at a high-end clothing store, if Kari has his way.

2.) Four gets kidnapped! Is One or Nine the more likely culprit?

...Kazar. But, NO! The truth is that TYKO KIDNAPPED THEM BOTH and just made it look like he was kidnapped. Really, he doesn't approve of Kazar or Kadin. They both suck for either being boring or encroaching upon his territory.

3.) Six challenges Five to a chess game. What happens?

Darby would have won, but he's too busy hiding from Skylark's girly bits in a corner. Skylark wins by forfeit. She gets annoyed and goes to find someone else to teach her.

4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten has some great Pokemon! What are they?

...Ice types. All of them.

5.) How does Three like to gussy up for a date?

-snorts- She'll get that damn dye out of her hair so it's nice and bright and green and wear the shortest shorts you've ever seen. And, since it's probably with Dante, I bet she'll walk around town beforehand so that she can recommend the best places to eat.

6.) Five and Two take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?

All across Europe. Ethan goes for the educational value, Skylark goes for that and she wants to visit fencing institutions. Oh, and other sword styles. Yes.

7.) Nine prepares dinner for Six! What do they make?

Something spicy so that they won't suspect the drugs he spiked the drink (and food) with. Everyone loves to rape Darby. xD;

8.) Ten and Three team up. What happens?

It ends with Velkar dying Ret's hair neon green and leaving him hanging from a tree by his ankles with "I'm a loser" taped onto his forehead. And probably drawings of dicks all over his face. ... Alcohol may have been involved.

9.) Kari, Ret, Sky, and Kadin all have a sitcom together. What is it called?

.... -facepalm-

10.) Is One more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?

Er. Taping his foot?

11.) Seven hits on Four. Result?

Tyko asks Kari if he wants to 'play' with him.

12.) Two is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...

...Wait, seriously? No. SERIOUSLY? I need to pay better attention to the numbers next time. Someone's gonna think I planned this. -rolls eyes-

For variety's sake, Ethan goes on the balloon ride and spends the entire time regretting that he told Sky (who snuck on) about it.

13.) What is 10's greatest burden?

The fact that he is probably the worst person in the world at making friends?

14.) Sky, Velkar, Skylark, and Kadin go out boozing. What happens?

It ends in an orgy. Skylark stays sober and drives them all home. Velkar pulls aside the boys and drags them to her place. Kadin is too drunk to protest and Sky just... is kinda a whore anyway. Skylark will never know.

15.) And finally, would Six save Four or Nine, if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?

He'd leave them both and consider the world a better place afterwards.

[Jaydee]

1.) Zeke
2.) Nathan
3.) Aryll
4.) Alex
5.) Dmitri
6.) Harriet
7.) Deryck
8.) Caleb (ohai tattoo guy)
9.) Mika
10.) Kari

1.) Deryck and Caleb plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?
Probably breaking in to some official government building to steal their mutants. You're free! You're all FREEEE~!

2.) Alex gets kidnapped! Is Zeke or Mika the more likely culprit?
Mika. Alex is Jacob's roommate - prime hostage material y/n? Lol I really don't know.

3.) Harriet challenges Dmitri to a chess game. What happens?
It ends in a tie because they're both chess freaks who know every strategy that was ever created forever.

4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Kari has some great Pokemon! What are they?
Anything that is pink and squishy, and they are all leveled up beyond ridiculousness.

5.) How does Aryll like to gussy up for a date?
She wouldn't do much; brush her hair, pick out something cute and frilly to wear, and just go. Life is good when your hair is short and easy to maintain.

6.) Dmitri and Nathan take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?
Being the workaholics that they both are, a leisurely vacation sounds like a special kind of hell just for them. For something they'd enjoy: a quiet table in a corner of the library stacked high with books and student essays to read. For something they would hate: two weeks in Hawaii. Warm weather AND nothing to do? -horror movie scream-

7.) Mika prepares dinner for Harriet! What do they make?
Something vegetarian, idk.

8.) Kari and Aryll team up. What happens?
Cutest superhero team ever! They would totally have their own magical girl series.

9.) Deryck, Kari, Caleb, and Zeke all have a sitcom together. What is it called?
Boy Meets Girl Boy
Mutant Matters
How I Met Your Gay Lover
Everybody Hates Caleb

The possibilities are endless...

10.) Is Zeke more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?
Wallflower-ing.

11.) Deryck hits on Alex. Result?
HE'S UNDERAGE, MAN! You could at least wait another year! (but he doesn't mind if you don't)

12.) Nathan is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...
Balloon ride, no contest.

13.) What is Kari's greatest burden?
His girlyness, I'd imagine, what with how some people react to it. :T

14.) Caleb, Aryll, Dmitri, and Zeke go out boozing. What happens?
Dmitri is the designated driver and decides to stay out of all their silliness. Aryll tries to get Caleb drunk enough to make a move on Zeke, who is a total lightweight and passes out after his third shot. Sorry, no gay tonight! Maybe some other time.

15.) And finally, would Harriet save Alex or Mika, if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?
Since she doesn't prefer one over the other, she would just make it look like she tried to help them both, but failed. How tragic, I couldn't save them, oh the guilt, etc. I think we've established that she is a bitch.

[Ixtlilton]

I FOUND ANOTHER ONE
Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!

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[b]1. Who would make a better college professor, [i]6[/i] or [i]11[/i]?[/b]

[b]2. Do you think [i]2[/i] is hot? How hot?[/b]

[b]3. [i]12[/i] sends [i]8[i/] on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?[/b]

[b]4. What is or would be [i]9's[/i] favorite book?[/b]

[b]5. Would it make more sense for [i]2[/i] to swear fealty to [i]6[/i], or the other way around?[/b]

[b]6. For whatever reason, [i]5[/i] is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with [i]9[/i] or with [i]10[/i]?[/b]

[b]7. [i]2[/i], [i]7[/i], and [i]12[/i] have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?[/b]

[b]8. [i]3[/i] challenges [i]10[/i] to a duel. What happens?[/b]

[b]9. If [i]1[/i] stole [i]8's[/i] most precious possession, how would [i]8[/i] get it back?[/b]

[b]10. Suggest a title for a story in which [i]7[/i] and [i]12[/i] both attain what they most desire.[/b]

[b]11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted [i]4[/i] and [i]1[/i] to work together?[/b]

[b]12. If [i]7[/i] visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?[/b]

[b]13. If you could command [i]3[/i] to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?[/b]

[b]14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding [i]11[/i]?[/b]

[b]15. If [i]2[/i] had to choose sides between [i]4[/i] and [i]5[/i], which would it be?[/b]

[b]16. What might [i]10[/i] shout while charging into battle?[/b]

[b]17. If you chose a song to represent [i]8[/i], which song would you choose?[/b]

[b]18. [i]1[/i], [i]6[/i], and [i]12[/i] are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?[/b]

[b]19. What might be a good pick-up line for [i]2[/i] to use on [i]10[/i]?[/b]

[b]20. What would [i]5[/i] most likely be arrested for?[/b]

[b]21. What is [i]6's[/i] secret?[/b]

[b]22. If [i]11[/i] and [i]9[/i] were racing to a destination, who would get there first?[/b]

[b]23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of [i]7[/i] or [i]8[/i]?[/b]

[b]24. [i]1[/i] and [i]9[/i] reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. [i]11[/i] volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for [i]4[/i]. Meanwhile, [i]4[/i] has kidnapped [i]12[/i] in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of [i]5[/i], they seek out [i]3[/i], who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?[/b]

[Ixtlilton]

Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!

1. Kari
2. Laelia
3. Sky Blue Red
4. Sin Tae Yong
5. Jacob
6. Dragon
7. Dmitri
8. Ethan
9. Lilith
10. Mika
11. Kadin
12. Zeke

1. Who would make a better college professor, Dragon or Kadin?
Oh, GOD, wouldn't they both just be awful at it? Kadin would be all grumpy and unhelpful and surly the whole time, and Dragon would be scared of her own students! The only way they'd stand a chance is if they teamed up... Kadin could be the grumpy professor and Dragon could be the skittish teaching assistant.

2. Do you think Laelia is hot? How hot?
Well, in her original RP, she's "Appearance 5" which is described as "likely the most attractive and desirous individual most people have ever met--even the most jaded sovereigns turn their heads when he enters the room." However, that's from a game where you play demi-gods. XD So I toned it down a little, and plus, right now, she's very malnourished. She'll be smoking later, I'm sure, but for right now she's just "mildly attractive... for a skeleton." XD

3. Zeke sends Ethan on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
First off, why the helling hell is a student sending a professor on a mission? Hmmm... Maybe the mission is to go to the library, pretending like he's just coming through, and spot Kari and then help him with his math homework, because the only one worse at math than Kari is Laelia. XD

4. What is or would be Lilith's favorite book?
How To Take Over The World In Ten Easy Steps. Or maybe Shadow Powers for Dummies. XD How To Avoid Scaring Your Traumatizeable Roommate?

5. Would it make more sense for Laelia to swear fealty to Dragon, or the other way around?
Uuuuh, random meme thing? You just paired the two characters known for being followers rather than leaders. XD But I guess Dragon to Laelia would make a bit more sense, since Laelia is more frightning, but... it's just as likely that Dragon like... feeds birds in front of her and Laelia swears eternal love on the spot.

6. For whatever reason, Jacob is looking for a roommate. Should Jacob share a studio apartment with Lilith or with Mika?
LOL! Well, Jacob and Mika have a DAUGHTER or two in some alternate dimension, so maybe they should just go ahead and shack up! And Lilith is one of the few people in the story who hasn't declared Jacob adorable yet, so...

7. Laelia, Dmitri, and Zeke have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
It's gotta be some special socializing dinner where Dmitri is trying to teach them how to interact properly, as well as what to eat instead of people (XD). Laelia and Zeke wind up forming the Monster Club as the two most creepy people on campus. (Poor Zeke!)

8. Sky Blue Red challenges Mika to a duel. What happens?
Mika's getting her ass kicked, so she calls in a bear to defend her. Sky uses Ethan to distract the bear, so Mika calls in a pterodactyl from Jurassic Park. Sky starts singing and they both get sort of hazy and distracted, but Sky can't stop singing for fear of the pterodactyl eating him. He keeps singing until Dmitri finally comes over and takes care of the stupid bird, then asks Sky why the hell he challenged a student to a duel. (Hint: it was because she was talking to mice instead of paying attention during gym)

9. If Kari stole Ethan's most precious possession, how would Ethan get it back?
Well, considering Ethan is a TEACHER, he could probably just, you know, confiscate it, but he could always just turn into a bear and threaten to poop on Kari's something or other.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which Dmitri and Zeke both attain what they most desire.
Twenty-One Mutant Success Stories by Dmitri Whateverthehellhislastnameis. It details how several mutants at Ansembourg went from, well... Zeke... to well... Jacob. XD

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Sin Tae Yong and Kari to work together?
Uuum... uh... Well, whatever it would be, it'd probably get me on the FBI watch list, considering Kari's 14 and Sin Tae Yong is like 30 and one of his TEACHERS. XD GOD. BAD RANDOMIZER. Since Professor Sin is also my designated straight, it would have to be that Sin didn't realize that Kari was a boy, and, um... Kari became a teaching assistant for extra credit or extra curricular points or something. And a romance sparked up... somehow. Pedobear approves.

12. If Dmitri visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
MAN I would have to clean up first, but I would spend the weekend detailing him on how I was SOMEWHAT special, and I could do PRETTY nifty things, so he ought to let me come to Ansembourg, to, uh... do... OH. To be his SECRETARY. > Yeesssss. I would land a gig as his secretary. Take THAT, you unshippable bastard!

13. If you could command Sky Blue Red to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Okay, honestly? To round me up another guy or two and have an orgy with me, because he could totally do it, and it would be hot.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding Kadin?
Wweeeeeell, considering he's like, Skylark's most-used character EVER, I'd say not only do I, apparently, but probably other people as well. Not as many as Matt, though, I bet.

15. If Laelia had to choose sides between Sin Tae Yong and Jacob, which would it be?
Poor Sin is just generally unlikeable, and Laelia's already decided Jacob is a nice person, so it would definitely be Jacob.

16. What might Mika shout while charging into battle?
EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEE! COME MY FURRY MINIONS! SLAY THE INFIDELS!
Or something.

17. If you chose a song to represent Ethan, which song would you choose?
Oh sure, select one of the characters I DON'T have themes for... um... Malchik Gay? ;D oHNO I KNOW. Fallin' For You? XD Mad World?

18. Kari, Dragon, and Zeke are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Kari, because Dragon and Zeke are too shy to speak up for themselves, and Kari is just the kind of guy who'd take advantage of that for the last pancake.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Laelia to use on Mika?
*SNORTCOUGHCHOKEDIE* Oh GOD, Mika, I swear I didn't do these on purpose... XDDD Umm.... umm... How about "So, how MUCH do you love animals, cutie? ;D" or something? XD

20. What would Jacob most likely be arrested for?
Jacob? Arrested? XD Well, um... other than the whole being-a-freak thing, it'd probably be some bullshit charge. XD Maybe breaking and entering because he was practicing flying and he accidentally went straight through someone's bedroom window?

21. What is Dragon's secret?
Well, she has a lot of them, but let me figure one I'm willing to share with you... Ummm... She finds Professor Sin attractive and wishes she could be as confident as Lilith.

22. If Kadin and Lilith were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Uuuum... I dunno, they both seem kind of lazy. XD It would be the grumpiest race EVER, though, but I'd say... it turns into a fight because they keep using their powers at each other, and neither of them get there. Kari winds up going instead, and when he gets back, they're still fighting.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Dmitri or Ethan?
Well, Dmitri is pretty awesome, but I don't actually know what his power is, and he's old. So I'm going with Ethan, the guy who can turn into a bear with super strength. XD

24. Kari and Lilith reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Sin Tae Yong's sinister secret organization. Kadin volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for Sin Tae Yong. Meanwhile, Sin Tae Yong has kidnapped Zeke in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Jacob, they seek out Sky Blue Red, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
When Opposites Attract Danger!
Or something? XD Because Kari's all like "WHEE PINK" and Lilith's all like "I LIKE DARKNESS. >O" Also, KADIN HOW COULD YOU?! D8 I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. And wasn't Kari just shipped with Sin? What happeneeeed? D: ...Lol, kidnap the sissy dragon... XD

[Jaydee]

1. Zeke
2. Alex
3. Aryll
4. Harriet
5. Mika
6. Dmitri
7. Nathan
8. Caleb
9. Deryck
10. Kari
11. Jacob
12. Lilith

1. Who would make a better college professor, Dmitri or Jacob?
Dmitri has wayyy more experience, but if they were the same age then it would probably be a tie. They're not though, so old guy power!

2. Do you think Alex is hot? How hot?
So hot it should be illegal. (Alex: *licks finger* *tsssss*)

3. Lilith sends Caleb on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
It's to steal her a midnight snack outta the kitchen because Caleb is pretty respected when he comes back to Ansemderp and he probably wouldn't even have to be sneaky. She assumes he'll do it because nobody could ever possibly want to defy her, he goes "fuck this" and gets something for himself instead. (The mission fails.)

4. What is or would be Deryck's favorite book?
Probably something really deep and complex that I am not smart enough to comprehend.

5. Would it make more sense for Alex to swear fealty to Dmitri, or the other way around?
Dmitri to Alex - Alex is a student at Ansembourg, and is therefore Dmitri's responsibility. Dmitri's loyalty lies with whoever needs his help (oh so cheesy), while Alex is still a little too immature and self-centered for it to be the other way around yet. He'll grow up eventually, no worries. :v

6. For whatever reason, Mika is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with Deryck or with Kari?
I'm pretty sure they would both annoy the hell out of her, and I dunno if Deryck's similarity to Flash would be a good thing or a bad thing in this case. Probably bad. Let's go with Kari.

7. Alex, Nathan, and Lilith have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They go to Subway and discuss the English assignment that Lilith didn't do idk.

8. Aryll challenges Kari to a duel. What happens?
Aryll gets paralyzed and loses. She's not so good at using her water power offensively yet, so y'know. :T

9. If Zeke stole Caleb's most precious possession, how would Caleb get it back?
Put on his big scary man face and use the most lowest most threatening tone of voice you have ever heard ever to very politely ask if he could have that back, please, or god help you. Zeke doesn't need much persuading. |D

10. Suggest a title for a story in which Nathan and Lilith both attain what they most desire.
"A Tale of Two Completely Unrelated Things, Why Am I Lumping These Together I Don't Know"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Harriet and Zeke to work together?
WOW, actually that is totally feasible because he is so easy to manipulate and she is so manipulative. All she has to do is talk to him like he's a normal human being and she'd have him in the palm of her hand in no time.

12. If Nathan visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We'd get along just fine. He could shack up in my basement and read pretty much the entire time, it would be awesome.

13. If you could command Aryll to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
To make me everything that is in the book of recipes in my pantry, because nnnngh her cooking.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding Jacob?
Haha, nooo, nobody at all. :B

15. If Alex had to choose sides between Harriet and Mika, which would it be?
Harriet, because she seems nicer and probably nudged him a little in that direction already just to be safe.

16. What might Kari shout while charging into battle?
NOBODY CALLS MY CLOTHES TACKY AND LIIIIIIIIIVES
or something

17. If you chose a song to represent Caleb, which song would you choose?
Boyz-N-The Hood - Dynamite Hack
Alternatively:
I Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry
You wish you could be a gangsta cowboy like him.

18. Zeke, Dmitri, and Lilith are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Lilith - Zeke is too shy and Dmitri is too nice, so they'd let her have it.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Alex to use on Kari?
"Hey babe, let's make a bunk bed; you be on bottom and I'll be on top."
"Nice legs. When do they open?"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME YOUR BOOZE"
Etc, etc, etc.

20. What would Mika most likely be arrested for?
Trying to set all of the zoo's animals free, probably.

21. What is Dmitri's secret?
Wow, the one character whose secrets I can't say because of spoilers! Sorry guys!

22. If Jacob and Deryck were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Jacob, he can fly.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Nathan or Caleb?
Caleb, hands down. Big strong guy who can pull knives out of fucking nowhere or squishy English teacher who can see dead people? Sorry Nathan, there's no contest.

24. Zeke and Deryck reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Harriet's sinister secret organization. Jacob volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for Harriet. Meanwhile, Harriet has kidnapped Lilith in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Mika, they seek out Aryll, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Wow, making Harriet number four must have been like, fate or something. I guess it is the number of death... totally unintentional, I promise! Anyways.
Probably something moody and generic like "Darkness Looming" or "In Your Head" or something like that. I mean it IS Harriet...

[Ixtlilton]

LOL why the hell did Aryll challenge Kari to a duel. XD Fighting to see who gets to be the "Bubbly Cute Girl"? XD
Kari: I'm a BOY! D:
Aryll: YOU LOOK BETTER IN PINK THAN ME D<
XD Yeahright.

And now thanks to you I totally want to have Alex hit on Kari for his alcohol, NOT knowing Kari is a dude, and have everyone around him just be like "... *COUGH COUGH COUGH*"

[Jaydee]

xDDD Yeeaah he really does. Then again, pink never was her color.

LOL. And then he's like, "...You're a guy? That's even better! No, really!" Haha oh Alex. Why did all the ones with Kari turn out so entertaining this time? o 3o

[Ixtlilton]

Either luck or the fact that Kari makes everything entertaining. Seriously, let's take something serious, uh... The Dark Knight. Now instead of Batman you have Kari. Entertaining!

[Jaydee]

List ten of your OCs.
1. Harriet
2. Kadin
3. Alex
4. Zeke
5. Jacob
6. Klyk
7. Matt
8. Travis
9. Nic
10. Lilith


1. Alex and Nic are watching a movie. What movie? What are their reactions?
The movie is "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone." Alex provides in-depth commentary on the hotness of various characters, the names of various positions, and how flexible you'd have to be to actually do that, while Nic rocks back and forth in the fetal position and waits for it all to be over.

2. Kadin and Harriet are driving a car when it runs out of gas.
Let's hope they don't murder one another before they can get that thing moving again.

3. Zeke and Nic go to a strip club...
...and leave beet red, eyes covered, stuttering like idiots.

4. Jacob gets drunk at the Christmas party.
First of all, the punch was spiked! He passes out and has to be carried back to his room by Zeke, the only one who can lift him alone.

5. Harriet has to marry either Klyk, Matt, or Kadin. Who do they choose?
Kadin, because it would piss him off. =D

6. Matt and Kadin are walking when Alex pops out of nowhere and scares the bejeesus out of them. What happens?
Kadin sets him on fire. By accident. That's his story and he's sticking to it!

7. It’s the holidays! Travis and Kadin are out shopping for Alex’s gift. What do they get?
A gift card to Starbucks. :|

8. Oh no! The Christmas party again! Klyk passes out drunk on a table. What does Kadin do?
Kadin does nothing while Klyk gets groped by Matt.

9. While playing Truth or Dare, Lilith dares Matt. What’s the dare?
To make out with Nic because it's her job to make him as uncomfortable as possible, and it would be funny.

10. Time for strip poker! Who wins, who gives up, and who ends up nude?
Kadin, Zeke, and Nic bail out right away, and Klyk gives up after losing his shirt. Alex and Matt get distracted halfway through and are told to go get a room, which they promptly do. Lilith accuses everyone of cheating and quits as soon as she starts shedding her clothing. Jacob lasts until the very end, down to his last garment, before finally giving up... and Harriet wins. Partyyy.

11. Travis, Lilith, and Matt go swimming! What do they do? (Do they play Marco Polo?)
Matt hits on both of them, Lilith hits him in the face, and Travis just kinda stands there all wibbly and scared while they work it out.

12. Jacob and Zeke make cookies. What happens?
It's mostly Jacob doing everything and Zeke following his lead, since Zeke doesn't really eat any of this stuff... he's so lost in a kitchen. xD

13. Harriet jumps you in a dark alley! Who’s your hero, Matt, Klyk, or Alex?
Klyk has that whole "misunderstood hero" thing going on, so him.

14. Lilith and Harriet are dating! Reactions?
Only two females in the entire meme and it STILL managed to be gay! God is on my side tonight, friends.
That said, it would be a complete disaster. Reactions would mostly be incredulous and confused. Lilith would drive Harriet crazy and Harriet would try her damnedest to return the favor, and... bad stuff would happen! Bad stuff tends to happen when Harriet is involved.

15. Nic walks in on Alex and Travis in the middle of a steamy makeout session. What happens?
Nic turns around and walks back out, he and Travis never speak of it again, and Alex adds another check to his list of conquests. The end.

16. Any final thoughts?
"Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" is an actual porn title. I did not make that shit up.
I love the world sometimes.