L-sama's totally awesome rule thread (READ IT)

[Silver]

Welcome to the Sea of Chaos. I am the Lord of Nightmares, and I will be your guide this evening. Er... Wait, what? Ahem *clears throat*. BOW DOWN TO ME MY MINIONS!!! Oh wait... That isn't right either... Ah ha! I got it! Welcome to our humble forum! These are the rules, and you MUST not break them. Please, don't, for your own safety.

1: No spam!! (unless you are in the spam thread, then it's okay ^_^)

2: Keep it PG-13. If you post ANY porn here, it is an instant ban. Keep that in mind.

3: Ceiphied and I are god. If we ask you to stop doing something, stop.

4: I am a pretty reasonable ruler of the universe, if you are having trouble with anything, just ask. Ceiphied might help you too. ^_~

5: All posts must be at least 3 sentences. No negotiations.

6: Don't threaten anyone. (That's my job. JOKING! JOKING!)

7: Don't speak in chatspeak unless you are in the spam board. Kthanksbye.

None of these rules are open for negotiation. Period. Of course, if you wanna break them.... *pulls out shovel* Heh heh heh....

[Kitten King]

8: No harrassment. Harassment is the ONE thing that we do not tolerate to ANY level. It will result in an instant ban. You harrass, you're gone, that's it.

9: No impersonating others on thread or the C-Box, be they new people or current/old members! Roleplaying characters, however, is a different story, but only if it will not annoy the other people on the forums!

Thought I'd stick this up for ya, L-Sama! Besides, it's not fair if you get to be master of every rule... I think.

Also...

What is chatspeak?
"Let's make another list, shall we? Chatspeak includes, but is not limited to...
-Abbreviations for short words. Such as 'U; ppl; ur; any1; 2 instead of to or too; r instead of are; and sum1'. All are chatspeak.
-Purposely misspelled words, such as 'kewl; liek; awesum; plz; and sum' are chatspeak.
-l337 is chatspeak, or falls under the category when explained in the rules.
((Lol, brb, gtg, and such things are abbreviations for whole sentences, and are acceptable. Please try to keep them to a minimum, however.))"